rocketfists:

I wish I could be an Ultraman.

I mean it’d be incredibly useless because I’d just be stomping around and not fighting monsters.

But oh man it’d be so cool to just have that ability on hand when I wanted to use it.

When I was 11, my sister and I filmed barbie movies. One of the story arcs was a superhero duo, Ultraman and Ultrawoman. From memory, Ultraman half-wore a woman’s shirt, a leopard-print skirt, and a snorkel. He could fly.