February 2012
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ugh, it’s come to the point where I only know ONE person who is in a relationship right now. Who I hate having to bother with my dumb wank. Which makes being able to vent to anyone COMPLETELY impossible because no-one single wants to hear about my relationship woes. And my boyfriend watches my every twitter move, so I can’t say a WORD there, and he now assumes everything slightly...
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Friends -
I need to write something this year. Something that is not about Harry Potter. Something that I could pitch and be presented as a play at my theatre. I am thinking comedy. And an adventure plot. But I cannot for the life of me come up with anything. Suggestions would be awesome.
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Pottermore -
There’s a chick on etsy who will handcraft the exact wand you received in Pottermore. You just send a printscreen of your wand, and tell her how many inches you want it, and bam.
… I think that’s a really neat idea. Pretty tempted.
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"honduras prison fire, 350+ inmates killed"
“Friends and family devastated. Some dickhole set his mattress alight. 359 people are dead.” Some guy reports - ‘The overcrowded cells, are filled to the brim with violent gang members who kill everyone ever and the most murderers in the world live here and are mostly in this prison”
… y’know what, maybe it wasn’t a total loss.
lol.
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Teacher: A long time ago, people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: What?
Me: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And, although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Teacher:
Me: But I believe Aang can save the world.
Teacher: ...what?
Me: Need I repeat myself?
Teacher: You get an A. But, you have to see a doctor.
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Dave: what's the opposite of christopher walken?
Me: Christopher Runnin?
Dave: christopher reeves :D
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Dream Story-Time~!
Best dreams last night. ahaha. its been a while. I keep having nightmares lately. But not tonight!
Firstly, I was going to the Harry Potter DH finale movie. And for it, there were booths out the front of the cinema where you could buy shirts/vests/scarves/pants and robes, of the Hogwarts house of your choice, to watch the movie in. … … why wasn’t that an option? I want that.
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whitepajamas asked: Oh man, we are totally watching the same thing, but about twenty minutes apart!
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rocketfists:
I wish I could be an Ultraman.
I mean it’d be incredibly useless because I’d just be stomping around and not fighting monsters.
But oh man it’d be so cool to just have that ability on hand when I wanted to use it.
When I was 11, my sister and I filmed barbie movies. One of the story arcs was a superhero duo, Ultraman and Ultrawoman. From memory, Ultraman half-wore a...
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... i'm glad that's over
0 shits about football.
I am Maurice Moss.