iamshadowthehedgehog:

very important stores 

so my housemate gave me some american medication for colds and flu, and said they’re amazing but ‘be aware, you will probs have crazy dreams’

she wasn’t wrong. and while they werent crazy, they were definitely messed up.

my suburb in sydney was apparently known for an october tradition in which everyone had to paint their faces white and wear white clothes, and slowly but surely, paint the whole suburb white. for the whole month of october. to show support for the …ghosts? spirits? of people who have died in the past. And by painting your face white, you are letting any spirits know that you are willing to be a host to them if they should so feel like having a human body for a day.

and yeah. that happened. we were on the bus and one person was inhabited by a homicidal maniac. and chased the bus down the road for quite a long way

yeah.

i dont think i’ll be going home this month.

destructionandmurder:

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

pealane:

peridexis:

glitterforplaster:

this is incredibly important to me.

holy shit.
i asked an extremely similar question and am currently trying to contain my utter delight and validation at this
god bless you god bless everything

pealane:

peridexis:

glitterforplaster:

this is incredibly important to me.

holy shit.

i asked an extremely similar question and am currently trying to contain my utter delight and validation at this

god bless you god bless everything

fromkathywithlove:

lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

One fire pit to rule them all.

peppapigvevo:

amukon:

me rn

Daria was too real

engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.