if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

Damn homie you are adorable
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zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!

1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid

1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.

bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.