i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Part one of the requests from last night! Will add more when I can! :) Pitching this week so work is keeping me busy!
this pic is crucial
aziz ansari lyf
first things first i’m
FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT
It’s lil ol smokey breath Toothless for Fanart Friday!
why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
lol this is awkward because ‘corrupt firefighters’ exist, and they set fires so they have fires to go put out because they’re bored #notevenjoking
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY haggerella !!!
late and rushed, sorry Toph’s in Fire Nation attire (?) she’s showing off her sweet guns ;)
aaahhhh i love this. you’re the best <3
albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves