drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

zuzuzuko:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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kritterart:

Part one of the requests from last night! Will add more when I can! :) Pitching this week so work is keeping me busy!

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

aziz ansari lyf

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

aziz ansari lyf

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

it me

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

erinhuntingillustration:

It’s lil ol smokey breath Toothless for Fanart Friday!

erinhuntingillustration:

It’s lil ol smokey breath Toothless for Fanart Friday!

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

lol this is awkward because ‘corrupt firefighters’ exist, and they set fires so they have fires to go put out because they’re bored #notevenjoking

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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punoa:

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY haggerella !!!
late and rushed, sorry Toph’s in Fire Nation attire (?) she’s showing off her sweet guns ;)

aaahhhh i love this. you’re the best <3

punoa:

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY haggerella !!!

late and rushed, sorry Toph’s in Fire Nation attire (?) she’s showing off her sweet guns ;)

aaahhhh i love this. you’re the best <3

bisexualsteve:

albus severus potter, you were named after two of my most problematic faves